Doorcam POV during daytime.
Fixed doorbell security camera angle.
Ultra-wide lens with slight fisheye distortion.
Suburban front porch.
A large gorilla stands outside the front door.
It shifts its weight slightly, never fully still.
The gorilla reaches out and presses the doorbell once.
Steps back.
While waiting, the gorilla scratches its lower back and hip area briefly,
then drops its arm.
Looks around.
Shifts again.
It scratches again casually,
paces one small step,
then looks back at the door.
No response.
The gorilla exhales with a low, frustrated grunt.
Scratches again absentmindedly.
Suddenly, without warning,
the gorilla performs a clean backflip on the porch.
It lands solidly.
Pauses.
The gorilla turns around,
walks away backward down the porch steps,
still facing the door.
As it walks away,
it scratches again around the lower back area,
lets out another annoyed grunt,
and disappears out of frame.
Timestamp in the corner.
Subtle camera shake from movement.
Realistic doorcam exposure and compression artifacts.
Constant small movements, restless energy.
Absurd but believable.
Captured like real security footage.
