Doorcam POV during early morning daylight, ultra-wide lens distortion. A chimpanzee stands on the porch holding a plate of spaghetti that he's eating calmly, after eating a few bites, he throws the entire plate of spaghetti at the doorcam, leaving spaghetti and sauce on the doorcam, covering most of what's visible. Bright urban setting, clear audio distortion, motion alert overlay visible. Absurd, deadpan energy captured like real security footage.
