Doorcam POV during early morning daylight, ultra-wide lens distortion. A large goat stands directly in front of the door, aggressively knocking with one hoof, staring into the camera with unblinking intensity. The goat’s mouth moves silently as if yelling. In the background, several chickens run wildly across the porch, dragging away the welcome mat, pecking at packages, and flapping into each other. The doorcam shakes slightly with each knock. Bright suburban setting, clear audio distortion, motion alert overlay visible. Absurd, slapstick energy captured like real security footage.
